Because of the amazing degree of SPAM they attract, we have done away with the traditional contact form here.  But you, dear reader, are exactly the type of vertebrates we DO enjoy hearing from, so here are the easily-decoded instructions for reaching us by email:

Step 1 – type joe
Step 2 – type @
Step 3 – type

I left off the part about starting your email app, hitting the “Compose” button or its equivalent, adding a subject line and message.  But if those are substantial hurdles, fate is probably against us anyway.